Man Porn: Ryan Lochte

Even with feminism, there still prevails a stereotype when it comes to beautiful women. This being that they are HOT and stupid. If lad mags are to be believed, a woman’s intelligence is directly proportional to her appearance. The stupider the woman, the bigger and better her breasts.

But luckily for us, women now have a new weapon in the fight against female objectification – Ryan Lochte.

What he lacks in spelling he makes up for in having more than one rock

Now while I feel mean batting the word ‘stupid’ around when talking about him, we do have to acknowledge that he is to women what Kate Upton is to men. In that he belongs not so much in a library but in your wank bank. And what a glorious piece of  wank bank material he makes – even better now that he comes in gold.

So in the name of fighting fire with fire, objectification with objectification, I present to you Ryan Lochte’s chest… and face. Treat his six-pack as builders would do your tits. 

Who knew equality could be so damn sexy?

Congratulations on the gold medals you beautiful piece of man meat. 

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