Man Porn: Ewan McGregor (and more penis)

Sometimes, no matter how much you try, you get known for one thing.

It might be that despite the fact that you’re a great football player, you’re always known as ‘piss guy’ because that ONE TIME at a party you pissed in your own mouth.

Or maybe, despite the fact that you make the best sticky pork ribs for 20 miles, you’re always know as ‘duck fucker’ because ONE TIME you… well… you know what you did. And like, should you really be judged just for that one thing?

People just don’t let things go…

Like, despite the fact that I am constantly updating this blog with totally serious blog posts about feminism and salmon, I still get most of my views from people searching for dick pics of Michael Fassbender. Like, I have become Fassbender’s dick blog, just because of that ONE POST!

Still, in the blogging world, there really is only one thing that matters and that is traffic. I don’t know much about SEO (okay nothing…) but I do know that if you work in SEO you get a boner every time someone mentions increased traffic – even the women.

In the hopes of getting enough views so that I can put up some American Apparel ad campaign in the side bar, I have decide to cater to the demands of the audience and dedicate this blog post to get yet another male celebrity and his dick.

Unlike the leading ladies, who find their tops falling off at every Hollywood occasion, men in films rarely get their good stuff out. If you really think hard, other than your latest Redtube exploits, when was the last time you saw a cock on screen?

All men just want to keep their packages a secret. They’re growers, not show-ers.

All men that is, but Ewan McGregor. He can’t stop getting his wang out.

Seriously, I should know, I had to watch his film Young Adam in my Film Studies class during A Level and marvel at his junk with fifteen other people. Hashtag awkward.

In fact, fun bit of trivia, McGregor has just his impressive piece out in three films. One more and he’ll be considered a naturist.

So in honour of McGregor’s fine dick-on-screen achievements, and in honour of the perverts that regularly read my blog on the basis of celeb dick, I give you MORE PENIS!

Here is his penis.

But he’s not just man-candy, he’s also a linguist

Here is again with his dick out

Here he is again with his dick out

And here he is being socially awkward – a skill revered in the internet community

MAN CANDY!

Casual stopper of time

Here he is after servicing a woman...

Here he is after servicing a woman…

And here he is servicing your ears.

Here at Ladybitsandbobs we like to show that we value a man, not just for the size of his penis, but for all the other (slightly less important) things he may be good at – and that’s what equality is all about.

6 thoughts on “Man Porn: Ewan McGregor (and more penis)

  1. Whoever’s penis it is, it brings up a point: guys, if you are going to be on display (in film or just in the bedroom), make sure your tool is in good health. Use a quality penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) to address common penis health issues like dryness, flakiness, etc.

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