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I am a foodie trapped in a poor student’s body.
Now granted this isn’t the most confusing/real body identity crisis, but it does become a problem when it comes round to meal time, namely when I get a craving for something other than fish fingers next to carbs (eg. next to chips, between two slices of bread).
Pollack covered in bread crumbs is all very well and good, but when I can get my hands on some real fish, I want to do something special with it.
This week I was lucky enough to find some salmon in the bargain bin (‘reduced to clear section’ to you fancy people), which is the only way I ever get my hands on some quality fish/meat. So I wanted a recipe I could treat myself to. I figured I might as well conform to the student ‘gap-yah‘ stereotype and go for something vaguely Asian, so I opted for Bengali Salmon. I also made all my food to the tunes of Chase and Status – cool students like Chase and Status, right?
I found the recipe on BBCGoodFood but because I’m poor I’ve had to modify it a little because… well, what 20 year old has a bloody food processor?
- Salmon – one per person, but I ate two cause I’m greedy.
- 1 tsp each ground cumin, turmeric, and dried coriander
- 1 tbsp wholegrain mustard
- 1 lemon
- 3cm piece root ginger, peeled and sliced
- 1 garlic clove, peeled
- 2 green chillies, seeded and sliced
- 200ml fat-free Greek yogurt
- 300g cooked green beans , to serve
- 200g cooked basmati rice , to serve
1. Rub the salmon with the turmeric, cumin, coriander, mustard and some seasoning. Squeeze some lemon in there to make it more paste like. Leave to marinate for a few hours or overnight.
2. In the original recipe it said to use a food processor, but obviously I don’t have one, so here’s what I did instead. Chop up your ginger, garlic, and chillies and put them in a pestle and mortar before bashing the shit out of them. Once pummelled into a paste, mix in your yogurt with a bit of salt.
3. Spread your yogurt mess onto the salmon. In the original recipe you’re meant to use tin foil to create a parcel, but I ran out so here’s how I improvised… Take a big sheet of grease proof paper, cut it into a circle like you would when lining a cake tin (google that shit) and then place your salmon in the middle of the circle. Now get a stapler and staple that baby up around the edges to create a nice place for your fish to steam. Cook in the over at 220C/ fan 200C/ Gas 7 for 8-15 minutes (depending on whether or not you’ve got a shitty student house oven).
4. Once cooked, take the salmon out and sprinkle some left-over chillies over the top. Serve with rice, green beans (I boiled them and dressed them in lemon juice with seasoning), a wedge of lemon, and a dollop of that yogurt mess you made before.